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April 30, 2002
Oh, the perks of living in small, ugly suburbia, New Jersey..
A man was found dead in a steel drum in my very own little town.
Actually, the drum with the decomposing man was found practically down the road from me.
Shit.
Time to return that ladder to those suspiciously rich neighbors that we borrowed 3 years ago..
'cause.. y'know.. they're in the MOB, man.
=O
April 28, 2002
NOICE! I just moved the big ugly ad banner thang down to the bottom.
Also, czech out the sites I set up for James and Steve..
Yeah, they're basically the same site, but well. They're brothers.
=D
Yesterday, I went to a track meet and a bunch of pole vaulters and shot putters from Lacey High School ended up sitting next to me.. Sweet!!
I told them about how I'd officially deemed Lacey as "Hot-Smart-Guy-Town" and they told me about stuff, I wasn't really listening though, 'cause I was oogling too much.. HEH!
Alas.. the day that I don't have my camera with me..
And I'm so fucking un-assertive.. I was too shy to ask them for their screennames (the new equivalent to the phone number or something, I guess), but Lauren actually got it from them. Hmph.
*cough*
She's definitely rubbing that shit in my face though.
But anyway.
The other half of that day wasn't too uneventful.
I had a brusque, moustached lesbian hit on me.
I think her voice was lower than my dad's..
=(
April 21, 2002
Today was a good day.
Yes, today was a good day.
The best part, I think, was when Danny called from Surf and Skate when Dashboard was playing, and he left his phone on so I could hear...
AWWW!!!!!!! Hehe thanks!!!!!
... AWW!!!!
Hehe.. how cool is Danny? =D
And yes, this site shall [continue to] be devoid of content until I actually finish the other one.. which may be done anywhere between tonight and the apocalypse.
Speaking of the end of the world, try downloading Modest Mouse's "3rd planet," it is FREAKING good.
G'nite chicos.. pictures possibly tomorrow. =D
April 14, 2002
Bye bye SHJ... =(
Welp, according to Bungle John's Spring Heeled Jack Page, Dave of SHJ has passed away of a brain aneurysm... =*(
If any of you aren't familiar with the band, czech out "Jolene"..
Bye bye Dave..
April 8, 2002
Awwjea!!
Today I was standing in front of Alan's desk, and I looked down at his notebook..
In the corner, in girly handwriting, it said:
I made a boy fuck a pool table hole.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Whoah, if that's not freaknasty, I don't know what is..
Says Alan,
"I just asked Megan what she did over break, and that's what she wrote.."
.....
... HAHAHAH!!!!
Also, what totally made my day:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS!!!! =D
<3 jakeypoo <3
April 6, 2002
Arg.
[pissytalk]
So yeah, girls hate each other. Seriously.
We never give up the opportunity to bash one another, especially online.
Y'all know what I'm talking about.
If you have a cam site, girls will just go there to see how much hotter they are compared to you.
If you put up a blog, they'll compare their shit to your shit and think theirs is better.
If you say what kind of music you like, they'll be more than happy to say you're a poser, and how much more ORIGINAL they are than you.
Fuck that.
So yeah. Girls are shrewish bitches who just want to be better than everyone else.
I'm not saying we should be holding hands and frolicking about the hills and picking flowers together, but please.
Sometimes girls are just fucking stupid.
Well, that doesn't necessarily mean that some of these girls aren't justified in their bashing.
Some girls are definitely hotter than others, some blogs are just stupid shit, and some girls definitely try to define themselves with a stereotypical label.
But whose fault is that? It's a fucking cut-and-paste society. No matter what you do, you'll find yourself shoved into a category anyway. So whatever.
So, yeap, I like Pedro the Lion.
Call me emo, call me a poser, tell me that they suck, lick my butthole.
Get your shit straight, you're not different from anyone else.
[/pissytalk]
April 3, 2002
Wird
Here, I digress into dumb, personal stuff that you guys, for the most part, won't really care too much about.
So whatever.
Today must have been Ex's-Revisiting-Day for me..
Actually, starting yesterday.
I stopped by Guitar Center with Jamieline and Derek was there..
And it's weird.. to be in such close proximity to a person and yet at the same time, feel so far away.
It was a pretty sad experience as you all may imagine.. and yet maybe it's a good thing..
'cause he was a bum..
But dammit, he was so fricking cute. =(
Well anyway, today, Joey, whom my friends and I lovingly nicknamed "Probation Joe" (for reasons which are pretty obvious) signed on AOL for the first time in .. oh I'd say.. about 2 years.
As usual, he had some "amnesia" ("Patricia? Who? Where do you live again? What's your number? What's your name again? Who?"), probably due to the massive extent of drug usage he's done.
Or he could just be an idiot.
And he was also typing in an extremely gay font.. I'm serious.. Lavender Comic Sans..
Nothing says you're a fan of the dick better than bold, lavender comic sans.
We just sat in front of our computer calling each other names..
Ah, good times.. Exactly like I remember them..
What an asshole.
He was one hell of a bad speller, too..
In fact, the title of this post comes from him, I'm not sure if he was saying "werd," "weird," or "u dumb biatch, come over and sex me up"...
Bad spelling is so misleading sometimes.
And then, the icing on the cake, Erik IM's me from out of godknowswhere, maybe he clicked on the wrong screenname or something, he scared the crap out of me, though.
But, of course, since I have such amazingly shitty luck, my AIM crashed, my whole computer crashed, actually, so by the time I signed back on, he wasn't there..
Fuck!
Sigh.. AOL crashing my computer, this brings back fond memories as well..
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On Friday, I saw E.T. with Dave..
I'm still not sure why. I mean, it's still the same E.T. from the 80's..
It's not like they added some new plot twists or anything..
But I didn't remember the kid (I still, for the life of me, can't remember his name) screaming "YOU PENIS BREATH" over the dinnertable to his brother, either..
Hehe..
Oh, and Pete and Elda's with Jamieline and the rest..
All six of us, despite the feelings of imminent explosion and/or expulsion, managed to eat a double x-large pizza for a Pete and Elda's T-shirts!! WOOOOO!
Yeap, we almost barfed all over the table, the seats, the food, and each other, for a T-SHIRT!
NICE!
I'd put up pictures, but y'know.. shitty FTP... and y'know.. no server..
Well, in other news, I've been trying all morning to make up a new layout, but it came out pretty lame.. I think I'm gonna ditch the whole Toad theme I have going on on the Index page..
Any ideas? Email/IM/Bash in my front door and tell me! =)
And spring break is over on Monday!!
When is the crazy par-tay'ing starting!?!?!?!?!
Oh, and since I know Danny reads this now, Hi!!!!
Update: To prevent Jakeypoo's cute face from being pushed to the archives section, I had to delete some posts and add it in here.. hehe..
So yeah. Weinermobile and prom are not looking too great. I just don't really feel like going anymore. =/
And another thing, fuck Easter, fuck spring break. My whole plan to lose weight has been deterred by stupid fucking Cadbury eggs.
Fuck you, Cadbury Eggs.
Fuck you, crazy whack-and-peel-chocolate-orangey-things-that-I-don't-remember-what-they're-called-thingies.
Damn you!
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