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March 30, 2002
Haha, I'm retarded... No really, I am..
Well, for those of you who read my last post before I deleted it,
it turns out that my internet is gonna hang in there until next month..!
In other news, yes, I am going to the prom with the Weinermobile, and Old Bridge's junior prom with Shmikey... =D
And in other-other news, I'm really fucking screwed..
I ended up signing up for the SAT II's last minute, at 11:45 pm, the night of the deadline date, online..
The site was flooded with traffic, so I couldn't fucking sign in..
I was screaming "YOU INBRED PIGS!!! YOU FUCKING INBRED PIGS!!!" at the other morons signing up last minute..
but alas.
I had initially signed onto the site at 11:00, and when I actually got in 40 minutes later and finished registering, I ended up getting placed in fucking RAHWAY...!!!!
FUCK!! My dad is going to kill me... That's like 25 fucking miles away.. like.. 40 minutes away. Fuck.
What kills me even more is I was going to sign up earlier today, like in the afternoon, but I just left the window up and walked away from my computer for a few hours.
But Noooooo... Now I have to take it in Upper Ghetto New Jersey. Fuck. Sorry Dad.
So, chicos... SIGN UP FOR STANDARDIZED TESTING EARLY!!!
OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP TAKING IT IN FUCKING RAHWAY.
Sigh..
Welp, tomorrow, I'm going to Pete and Elda's with Jamieline and his friends, one of whom chooses not to speak to me because I was on his volleyball team, and I "sucked."
Fun times.
March 22, 2002
Holla back
Wow!!
I'm #3 in Gustavo's contest on Rebel-Alliance!
Here's some before/afters for you guys..
Before:
After:
I heart Photoshop.
I've been in such a weird mood lately.
I spent hours last night downloading and listening to Ace of Base songs.
Hehe my friend said that they're now making the backtrack of porn movies.
Heehee! Porn!
March 21, 2002
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My goal in life is to find a guy who loves Weezer (minus the Green album) as much as I do.
That's all.
Is that too much to ask for!?!?!?!?!
IS IT!?!?!?
Oh, and of course, he should be pretty fucking hot, too.
That's all. I swear.
March 17, 2002
R-i-c-h-a-r-d, M-o-u-s-e.
Tonight the whole familia decided to drive for about 2 hours to Jersey City for dinner at this new Korean buffet.
My dad is a bird. He drives with sharp, darting, bird-like movements.
You know when you go to the beach, and play in the water, on the ride home, you can still feel the tide kinda pushing and pulling you?..
That's how it feels during the ride.. The whole freaking ride.
Not only that, but my mom decides to sing along to the full cassette of Handel's Messiah, opera-style.
Jeebus..
Now, usually, Korean food isn't associated with buffets..
Call it ethnocentrism,
>>eth·no·cen·trism (eth'no-sen'triz'em)
>>n.
>>Belief in the superiority of one's own ethnic group.
.. but typically, all Koreans believe that anything that is produced by Koreans is completely superior to anything else.
Our tv's are better. Our food is better. Our poop is cleaner than yours.
Of course, this is nowhere near the truth..
Korean cars suck (KIA, Hyundai),
our women are stocky and funny looking, and wear stupid, bright, ugly clothes that were in style.. never,
and our men have huge calves and no leg hair, all wear glasses, have thick accents ("Herro?"), and can't play basketball.
But our poop just may be cleaner than yours.
But anyway, usually the words "Old Country" and "Chinese" and "stinky shit with dirty plates" precede the word "Buffet"..
"Korean" just doesn't seem to fit.
So we should've been forewarned that the food would be pretty shitty.
But alas.
I have to admit the view was pretty nice, although any body of water at the Jersey shore tends to be a nice shade of brown or gray, or sometimes gray-greenish, depending on the season.
The food was bastardized Korean/Chinese/Japanese/American food.. Tsk tsk.. Uber bad.
But whatever.
The point of this post was not to keep saying that this place had pretty bad food,
but to show you:
THIS REALLY HUGE CLAM AND THE GROSS CLAM SQUISHY PART INSIDE!!!!!!
Seriously, this thing is huge!!!!
The shell itself was at least 6 inches wide,
but the really gross part was the stuff inside, it was brown and long and definitely longer than a foot..
A FREAKING FOOT..!!!!
The picture came out really bad, so to clarify,
Yes, that huge turd-like, long, brown thing coming out from that red-outlined smiling thing is the squishy inside part of the clam..!!
How the fuck does it fit inside the shell??
Gross!
Hehe bye!
Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Well, this morning, I took the SATs..
They weren't too terrible, I thought.
Tonight I went swimming in 12 feet of filth.
Seriously.
Public swimming pools lack the charm they once had..
The water tasted like little kiddie skin. Ugh. Salty.
And piss. LOTS OF PISS. Tons of piss.
Nasty.
The Aerobics instructor there was this tiny 4' something lady with a headset on..
I felt so bad for her, they made her stay from 6:00am to 12 at night..
At the end of the work out, in time to the beat,
she just randomly screamed out,
"I've got a 1 1/2 and 3 year old at home! I've been here since 6 in the morning and doing this! Nonstop!"
Sucks to be an aerobics instructor.
I'm working on defacing Gustavo of rebel-alliance.net...
I'll post it up here when I'm done..
G'night chicos!
March 10, 2002
<3 toad <3
TOADSTOOL 4 LYFE!
I'm totally rocking Photoshop.
I made a site for James, cute, right? =D
BABY JAMES!!
Funny how I have time to do that when I have no time to work on my own.
Sigh.
By the way..
DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!?!?!? HAAAA!!!!
<3jakeypoo!!<3
Goodnight chicos!
March 6, 2002
Hopefully the new site, whatever server it'll end up on,
will be up by the end of this month..
So sit tight kiddies.. and thanks for asking. =D
Hi Jakeypoo!
March 2, 2002
Warm, rancid whipped cream.
Yay!
For the first time in who knows how long,
I was not parked on my nice, shapely buttocks on a Friday night.
I went to Barnes and Noble with James..! :D
He read me kiddie books, we read a bio on a stripper together, and shared this awesome Starbucks stuff...
Cool cool cool.
Cool.
Bye!
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