The only thing worse
than bad memories
is no memories at all..
[The Dismemberment Plan]

[Happy cam]
(mouse-over)

HAH!

Patreesha the banana danced at 10:02 PM

 

Shmoopy!

Jerry Seinfeld leaves a very bad taste in my mouth.
Don't even get me started with Kramer.

Anyway, as you've probably noticed,
I do have an extremely girly image up on the new site I'm eventually going to be moving to, and that's about it.
I'll move soon, my precious little poo-poos.. I promise..
Keep czeching back.. =/

If this server backs out like my last one, it's time to go crazy Broadway-style!
And by Broadway-style, I mean kicking Brad's ass. (Hi Brad! =D)

AOL rocks, they gave me another free month.
It really sucks to be poor.
Maybe I'll be able to pull the same thing next month.

Band of the month in my little book is Sunny Day Real Estate.
They may be a little too out there with Jeremy Enigk's extremely falsetto vocals and shit,
but if you listen to the right song at the right moment, it is absolutely unbelievable.
Example: "Every Shining Time You Arrive" is one hella good song.

Song of the day here is "Hard to Explain" by the Strokes.
Personally, I thought the Strokes really sucked because of the song "Last Night," which was not my thang, but this song isn't half bad... Czech it out..

So you might be sitting there, scratching your head, saying, Patty, you dumbass, when did your site become Music Review site?
Shut up.

Damnit, why does everyone spell "asian" as "azn"...
It's not spelled "azn," it's spelled "dumbass."

I went to a Daycare Center for a writing project for school,
and a few other chicas and I were asking these kids questions,
and this one little punkass said,
"I HAVE TO TELL YOU A SECRET."
He got really close to my ear and went "BURRRRP."
He also called me and my two friends "Joseph," "Louisiana," and "Joseph," respectively.
Everyone was named Joseph. Except Louisiana, whose real name is Yasmeen.
His name is Rohit, 4 years old, and he's a vegetarian, and he likes to jump up and scream "YAY" every fucking 10 seconds, no joke.

EYEHAYCHEW.

Little kids are so cute, aren't they? AWW.

Jakeypoo dyed his hair orange, and as expected, looks hot as hell.

I watched two episodes of the Golden Girls tonight. Pure bliss.

I'm off for now.

G'bye chicos..

Patreesha the banana danced at 9:15 PM

February 17, 2002  

Kick off your shoes and relax your socks

It's weird, the day after I put up an away message with the above line from a Beastie Boys song on AIM, I get an email from "Mike D." to petition some enviornmental thing..
I figure it's for a good cause though.. czech out the site.


I know ya'll are digging the pretty background I Photoshopped in. Skills, yo. :D

How was my Valentine's Day?? Haaahahaha..
Just awful, thanks. :D And you?

I know this is getting ridiculous, but I really do <3Jakeypoo<3.
I get a buncha hits from him, but.... too bad it's linked up to my old index page that doesn't fucking work.
: ( Mope..

This weekend I've been playing more online X-Men vs. Streetfighter with a bunch of you kiddies, and hahaha, boy, do I suck. :D

Woo yay! I'm working on the new site, all I have up is the index page though..
Take a look see: http://patreesha.f2g.net
And tell me what you think..

Later chicos!

Patreesha the banana danced at 1:41 PM

February 13, 2002  

My Stupid Fucking Site and My Dad

Okay. I've said this before, but I swear, I'll move my site soon.
These fucking images are always messed up.

And if anyone knows about any asshair-cheap ISP's I could use, email me...
Because I'm cheap, poor, and my AOL trial is almost up.

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Now getting to the second part of my post,
this is the first time EVER that my father has done anything for Valentine's Day!!

Well, ignoring the fact that it was because he spilled hot coffee all over an unpleasant, large woman at work, and felt he should buy her something.. It's still pretty crazy.

Wow!

Seriously, if you were me, you'd think this was a sign of the fucking apocalypse, too.

And oh yeah, <3 JAKEYPOO <3

Patreesha the banana danced at 9:28 PM

February 12, 2002  

Hap Pee

People that make me happy:
{jakeypoo} {kirby} {jodee} {theredwire}

And thanks, Seth, for the Golden Girls Ecard (hell yeah)!

[Golden Girls icons from Rebel-Alliance.net]
I love these chicas. <3 Yeap, I'm pretty much a loser.
It's okay, though, I've come to terms with it.

"The world don't spin without you
I'm amazed to be standing still."
{Jimmy Eat World}

And ugh, Wamiq, stop telling me about how you saw Weezer, and I didn't.
Fuck you.
Your site sucks.
:D <-- The obligatory "just kidding" smile..
I still hate you, though.
>:O

Patreesha the banana danced at 11:15 PM

February 11, 2002  

I love Lucas

Luc is a badass mofo.
I love his AIM profile:

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I love Jehovah's witnesses.

When they come ringing at my door at 8 am on a Saturday morning,
I say "Sure, I'd love to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!"
Then, I lock the door,
whip out my cock and scream

"LET SATAN FUCK YOU!
IN THE CUNT FOR JESUS!
IN THE ASS FOR SATAN!"

That sure freaks them out!

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Haaahh!
<3 Luc

Patreesha the banana danced at 7:07 PM

February 9, 2002  

I ate a filet of Jesus Fish with a spritz of lemon

w00t w00t!

I've decided to give a big hearty "Fuck You!" to religion, organized or not.
Maybe it's because I've been so tainted by the lame-ass church that I go to, and the lame-ass people there, but SCREW YOU ALL!
Haaahaha.

Well, it's not like being nonreligious is the same as being, say
A Satanist..



Nahh.. it's all in good fun..

Hey.. I don't Jesus-hate...

I just don't believe he existed, or that he was more than a man who had a beard and long hair, like Meg's dad.

Or this guy.



Minus the red baseball cap though..

I'm an awful, awful person.. :D

Not quite as awful as Hootie and the Blowfish, (whose cd "Fairweather Johnson" happened to be my first cd, unfortunately) but still pretty awful.

Later chicos..

Patreesha the banana danced at 8:02 PM

February 5, 2002  

Holy Shit (again..)!!

So once again, LeBastard of Selthatred.com proves to be a real bastard..
He posted this up: THE GHEYEST LINK EVER!!!!!!

So I figured, what could possibly be gayer than the 49 year-old man who thinks he's Peter Pan?



Both links, let me tell you, are fucking scary as hell..
For slightly different reasons, but nevertheless, scary..

I know I haven't updated in a while. Shut up...

:D

Patreesha the banana danced at 2:31 AM