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January 27, 2002
Hahaha.. Fucking Kiddies?
Haha.. I was czeching out my site counter, and some of you kids get here from weird searches..
Yahoo Search for Frontal Rain Quiz.
Google Search (in German, no less?) for Cloud Generator.
Google Search (in French) for Patricia.
And last but not least, my favorite,
a Yahoo search for Fucking Kiddies.
Damn Americans. :D
Holy FREAKING Moly!!
Like I was telling Eugene, lately I've been feeling like shoving a freshly sharpened #2 pencil up my nose and into my poor, delicious little brain.
Y'know.. with midterms and the like..
Oh and because I lost my wallet -- and ID shit, money, etc etc..
Oh and because Dad forgot it was my birthday yesterday..
Oh and because.. well..
You get the idea. : (
But!
I just got a call from JOE!!!
:O
Holy freaking shit!
I haven't heard from him in.. years..!!
And guess what! He's coming back up to Jersey in two months!!!
Yee yee!
Well.. let's just pretend that you readers know who he is, and that you care... YAY!
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Okay I'm done now..
Thanks Jakeypoo for plugging me into your sweetass site!! Woo!
Now I'm getting.... 4 hits a day? NICE!
But sadly, in a convo with him the other day, I mistakenly made a huge ass of myself.. surprise..
I'll spare you the details, but I kind of gave him the impression that I walk around in public touching myself.
Oops!
::sigh::
I could practically hear his mouse clicking frantically as he deleted me from his buddy list..
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Some more evidence that I'm a lame-o..
Last night and early into this morning, I was kicking ass in online X-Men vs. Streetfighter!!!
It was friggin awesome!
In case any of you chicos are as dorky as me, I'll gladly wipe the floor with your sorry ass!
HEH.
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I also d/l'ed the new Alanis Morissette album the other night..
Not amazing, not awful. The single Hands Clean is pretty sweet though.
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And oh yes..
In self-gratification, Happy Birthday to me!
Czech out the little cake Mom bought for me..
It was really cute, it looked like a little turd log.
Now I can go to Rated R movies!
One more year until Nudie Bars!! Woo!
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Oh and another thing:
*COUGH*
Don't be shy.. sign the guestbook..!
:D:D:D:D:D
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Well.. off I go..
I leave you with this moment of Zen:
Well, I thought about the army
Dad said, "Son, you're fucking high."
[ B e n F o l d s F i v e ]
Later chicos!
January 22, 2002
Well.. I did say "Unofficial"..
:D Hi!
Okay, I know I'm not supposed to be back till all my shizz it taken care of.. but HI!
The time keeps fucking creeping up on me from out of nowhere; it's unbelieveable..
Tomorrow is exams.. FUCK ME UP THE BUTT! On second thought.. hmph.
But yay for James, Jon, and Jared for dumping snow in my hair and trying to make a snowman with me!
Woo!
Need ideas for Mr. Slant's contest!
Send away, my little dumplings..
Now back to studying... Wish me luck chicos!
Dance, banana, dance...!
January 20, 2002
RAWRRRRRR
IF MY IMAGE HOSTING SERVICE WAS A PERSON, I'D REALLY LIKE TO STAB HIM IN THE EYEBALL WITH A SHARPENED BALL POINT PEN.
sorry kiddies.. switching servers once again. :(
Deep Thoughts.. by Jack Shit
Haha.. anyone who "gets" the title.. :D:D:D yay!
So it turns out, I turn into a wizened old thing who spews out intellectual tidbits of experience and knowledge when I talk to my little buddy, Cat.
For example, my Outlook on Boys:
cat: im saying.. umm who ever said u were ever goign to have sex wthme?
me: ugh.. boys..
me: all they are is a sack of shit with a penis poking out
cat: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
.. blah blah blah and our man-hating ranting continued for a bit..
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Ah shit. I'll finish this tomorrow morning/afternoon..
I'm falling asleep at the keyboard here..
zzz ..:: (-_- ) ::.. zzz
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G'nite for now, chicos..
January 17, 2002
The Weirdos Keep on Coming
So I was going through my inbox and found this email I was going to post about a while ago..
.. an invitation to join the World Wide Gnome Club!!!!
I'd like to personally invite you to join our World Wide Gnome Club ..... we
present you with an adorable certificate...a special gift..everyone chooses
a Gnome Name ...and we have projects and prizes....We're not associated
with any other Gnome group however we do share a special site with the
International Faerie Believers Association....but have our own pages and
projects as well as those we share...you see we're into living in harmony
with all others in 2000 ......Check us out! We'd love to have you join us!
If you Gnome what I mean!!
sincerely, Jani Hallam
Augh!! Where do these freakos find my email address??
I do have to admit David the Gnome was a bangin TV show back in the day..
But then he died and turned into an oak tree at the age of 386 or something.. Oh well!
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Anyway.. Mr. Slant is gonna be a sidekick on Jodee's site!! Yay for you!!!
And Le-Bastard of SelfHatred.com really is a bastard.
Gotta run for now..
Bye!!
January 13, 2002
Hurray For Loobies!
Looby (Josh) came back from Florida and got me this:
Wee!
"Drag your halo through the mud.."
- The Mars Volta (Cedric and Omar from ATDI!!!!!! :D:D:D:D)
A Pothead, Wendy's, and Some Scaryass Shit
WAhahahahahaaaaaa!
So I was pretty close to giving up on finding something relatively interesting to post about, considering the highlight of this miserable weekend was going to the Can-Can Sale at Shoprite and watching old people bash their shopping carts together and fight over cans of tomato soup..
But then I hear about this whole thing about Prince Harry smoking pot.. hehe..
Man, what a dope..
So I figured out a whole equation (That's right, I'm getting mathematical on yo' punk ass):
What do you get when you add up Prince Harry and Pot?
+ =
What the fuck, you say?
It's Prince Harry "Pot"ter and the Royal Family's Stoner! Har har har..
Me and my lameness.. :D
For the whole story on Little Prince Harry and his little discretion, read here.
Well, I guess that's what happens when you're nowhere near as hot as your brother..
Bootylicious-- You know it..! : )
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In other news, Dave Thomas died!! :(
Now who will do those awful commercials?
Bye bye Dave Thomas! :(
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My friend Andy sent me this really scaryass link, you have to czech it out!!!
The thing is, though, you have to keep looking at it until you "see" it..
Trust me, it takes like a minute, but you'll definitely see it.. Just keep looking..
Scary!!!
If you've been waiting for a few minutes, and for some reason don't see it, let me know..
I'd definitely recommend taking a piss before seeing it, it was 40 minutes of total hell before I finally convinced myself that it was safe to get out of my room and into the bathroom..
But then again, I'm the biggest chicken..
ANYWAY, just go and see...
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Hey guess what! I'm Chick Fan #1 at Chris's site, Fromthepit.com!!
I gave Chris this sign:
Definitely czech out that site, it has a lot of show dates, reviews, alladat good stuff..
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I really need a haircut.. When it's beyond the Milli Vanilli length (y'all know what I'm talking about..), then you know it's a little overboard... hehe..
I'm still downloading songs like crazy.. At the moment, the ones that I really dig are
ATDI: Ticklish
Pedro the Lion: Of Minor Prophets and Their Prostitute Wives
Also, if guys in weird-emo bands who sing with a really nasal, high-pitched voice is your thang, czech out JJ72: October Swimmer
Aight.. that's all for now.. Ooh and did you notice the little dancing banana?? My new mascot.. (Thanks Alex! :D:D:D)
Goodnight chicos..
January 6, 2002
Jimmy Eat World and... Nick Carter?
So here's a short little post about one of my favorite bands, JEW..
And then we'll get to the good stuff about our favorite little Backstreet Bitch Nick Carter... Yay!
The first song I heard by Jimmy Eat World was "Opener" on an Emo Diaries cd way back in the day..
They definitely sound a lot different from that song with their new cd "Bleed American," and I heard the song "The Middle" on the radio a couple of times, but I actually listened to the lyrics, and wow, what an awesome song..
hey
don't write yourself off yet
it's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on
just try your best
try everything you can
and don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away
hey you know they're all the same
you know you're doing better on your own so don't buy in
live right now
just be yourself
it doesn't matter if that's good enough for someone else
Wowwwwww...
I heart Jimmy Eat World!!!
JEW buddy icon.. sweet!
Go czech them out, chicos.. : )
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So I was talking to a few of y'all, and I can't believe you haven't heard about how Nick Carter was arrested yet!!!
I assumed you'd all heard, and didn't want it to be overkill by posting about it..
Here's what a witness said about it:
"'He said, 'You just want to arrest a Backstreet Boy. I've never been arrested. I don't know what to do!' He was crying hard. Tears were streaming down his face. People were laughing at him.'
She approached the weepy Backstreet Boy and asked him why he was crying.
He answered, "It's okay to cry," she recalled."
Haaaahahahahaha! :D
Let's all point and laugh..
Here, I'll give you something to point and laugh at..
Har har har...
Read all about it at TheSmokingGun.com...!
G'night... : )
Ain't Goin' Nowhere
I really like that 311 song..
"I'll be around.. ain't going nowhere.."
Mmm..
: / It's been a while, but I thought about D. again today..
::sigh::
But!
Today I happened to talk to someone who I thought was a huge asshole.
But turns out he's a really nice guy.. hehe..
So in case he finds himself here,
Hope ya don't mind. :D
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Anyway, on a whole separate tangent, on my shitty 60 day trial AOL account, I tried looking for Mike Chioto's sn, and IM'ed someone who I thought was him. It turned out it was another Mike, and he IM'ed me back the next day, and we had a nice little chat about Weezer, how their Green Album was definitely a sellout move..
And so it was inevitable that either one of us was going to be asking for some last names, so I did it first, and it turned out it someone I was on the track team with last year, and spent lots of bus rides with for the meets and practices.
So I'm like, "Oh jeez.. Hey!! It's Patricia!"
.....
And he didn't remember who I was. The sad sob story that is my life.
Heh..
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And those of you who asked about the Dancing George Dubya Bush from my 1/5 post, czech out the whole site.. TVDance.com.
If the Dancing Bush didn't do it for you, here's.... Gore!
Ooh.. Somehow that's just SO wrong. Hehe..
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Well, ladies and penii, it took me just about the whole day, but I downloaded the complete At the Drive-In cd Relationship of Command, along with some Pete Yorn, 311, a little Mellencamp, and some System of a Down..
Pogo pogo pogo!
Later chikkies!
!Que Lastima!
Shit..
I just noticed, just about all of the images here aren't working..
Sorry if all you see are those boxes with the little red X's in them.. : (
Fucking server.
Hehe and guess what?
I'm #54 in a google search for Nut n' Honey... Yay!
January 5, 2002
I'm just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut
Hah remember that line from Freak Nasty's Da Dip?
That was like the "it" song of '98.. Heh heh..
Speaking of squirrels, I took the What Kind of Squirrel Am I Test!
Ahhhhhhh aren't they cute?!?!??!?!
I really have to get out more often... haha.. :D
Woo-ha!
So I heard that someone was released from a mental institution yesterday.
This guy saw his wife as an evil demon -- in the shape of a fish.. and stabbed her..
100 times.
With a screwdriver.
And he's out, chicos! Wahoo..
Hmm.. I got AudioGalaxy, and have been downloading a bunch of songs.
Actually, thanks to my wonderful 56k modem connection, in the past few hours, I've downloaded 2.5 songs.. Yay!
In the meantime, I've been keeping myself really busy with the following task:
Making a shirt out of a $5 bill!!
Yeah.. don't mind how scraggly I look there..
It seems that my body is convinced that I want to become a human slug.
You know how it is.
Goodnight, chicos!
Hey Now!!
Heh heh.. Hey kiddies!!
When you do a Google search for "rain clouds" guess who is #4? Heh heh heh..
I'm bored out of my fucking mind. Drop me a line, guys..
January 3, 2002
I'm a Fucking Party Animal
It's a sad day in my life when I realize that the most exciting thing in my day was using the new can opener.
::sigh::
Woww.. I was reading BoyKani's post on FuckYouLongTime, and mannnn, how crazy is that?
If you guys didn't read my 12/24 post, we were both raped and pillaged by CompUSA's awful, awful customer service..
Yessir.. So, being the big huge dork that I am, I of course immediately emailed him with this breakthrough.
Hi Boykani!!
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And now... More Golden Girls Quotes!
: Sophia, what are you doing with that heavy coat on inside the house?
::Sophia opens her trenchcoat and flashes Rose::
: You tell me, Rose!
: Ma!
: Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing?
Goodnight chicos..
January 2, 2002
Aw Shizz Part II
It's pathetic, I actually had to sign up for the AOL free trial so I could have an internet connection.
Sad but true.
So for now, I'm good for 60 of free service.. Yahey..
How were your New Years?
Mine was bleh.
None of this:
Why is it that when the holidays finally swing by, there's nothing on TV but The Shittiest 24-Hour Marathons Imaginable?
I mean, there's going to be so many people home from work, the kiddies home from school, and then they pull out
Back to back episodes of BATTLEBOTS!
Not a fan of the Battlebots, sorry.
I did manage to catch Vanilla Sky earlier this week though.. and let me tell you, it was a GREAT movie.
A bunch of my friends said it sucked, but I thought it was awesome.
The plot went a little hay-wire towards the end, and got a little random, but hey, with Tom Cruise, how can you possibly go wrong?
Good LORD.
"I will tell you in another life when we are both cats."
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